Funny Geek Quotes
August 2nd, 2008
Here are some geek quotes/jokes that I found on while randomly searching on the internet:
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code..
- When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
- People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
- The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
- Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
- Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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