Hidden in the depths of the operating systems there lies a Hosts file. This Hosts file maps hostnames to IP addresses so can be used to redirect a website url and even block it.
Location of the Hosts file:

Windows NT/2000/XP/2003/Vista: %SystemRoot%\system32\drivers\etc\ is the default location, which may be changed. The actual directory is determined by the [...]

Here are some geek quotes/jokes that I found on while randomly searching on the internet:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code..
When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play [...]